August 2, 2010
Are Ugly People More Likely to Commit Crimes?

Makes perfect sense to me….

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June 27, 2010

Sorry for the delay

Hello readers (if you guys actually exist)

I know I haven’t posted in a while…I’ve just been extremely busy. Mandate is absolutely awesome and without a doubt the best internship I’ve had thus far. I’m having that great of a time working in LA that I snagged another internship! In a couple of weeks, I will officially be a Digital Marketing Intern for NBC/Universal. Marketing isn’t really my thing, but at least I will be working for a major studio! In addition to that, I’ve been working out at the LA Fitness in Westwood, I did some “friend cleaning”, and I’ve been watching every movie I can get my hands on.

This summer is looking to be the best yet…

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Zooey Deschanel in Yes Man

I watched the movie a couple of days ago and I thought it was fantastic! Of course, the critics panned it…but fuck them.

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June 18, 2010

Does anybody else find the last few seconds of “Your Love is My Drug” by Ke$ha to be extremely poignant? You know, the part where she says “Hey!…heyyy…sooo? (giggles like a Japanese school girl)…your love…your love…your love… (whispers) is my drug…I like your beard.”  

Nothing speaks love more than random utterances…

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July 22, 2009

Note to all stage parents:

  • Jorge: One of my homies was actually a Gerber baby. He got sponsored and shit...
  • Me: Is he now a thug?
  • Jorge: Hell yeah! He's a straight up G!
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July 21, 2009
“ Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
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“ Pineapple is risky biz…
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July 16, 2009
After a stressful and boring day at work, Eric and I went to see Harry Potter at the Bruin Theatre. While I thought the film was unnecessarily long, I thought it was pretty good despite the fact that I’m not that big of a Harry Potter fan. I left Westwood around 10:30, and on the 405 there was an unusual amount of traffic. I guess this is Los Angeles for you…

After a stressful and boring day at work, Eric and I went to see Harry Potter at the Bruin Theatre. While I thought the film was unnecessarily long, I thought it was pretty good despite the fact that I’m not that big of a Harry Potter fan.

I left Westwood around 10:30, and on the 405 there was an unusual amount of traffic. I guess this is Los Angeles for you…

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Clever “3:10 To Yuma” poster in the Lionsgate kitchen.

Clever “3:10 To Yuma” poster in the Lionsgate kitchen.

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July 15, 2009

Work Sucks…I Know

I got yelled at by my boss at Pinkberry today…

I did a jank job of washing dishes, which still had the fruit label, and fruit remnants in them.

I did such a bad job that my boss brought the dishes to the front, called me while I was taking a customer’s order, and displayed my disgraceful work to the other employees.

I try not to show emotion when talking to my boss (as a way of seeming like I don’t care), so I replied, “…ok.”

But in my head, all I could think about is how my co-worker and chola, Lorena, would react if the boss did that to her. And in true Lorena-fashion, I kept thinking, “Whatever, BITCH! If yous not careful, imma shank ya!”

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